Love: Dazed and confused

Dazed and confused

By criley - 24/06/2014 01:56 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML

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You deserved it 6 540

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By monogamyisalie - 23/07/2015 17:29 - United States

Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML

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You deserved it 2 787

By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 2 448

By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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You deserved it 7 463

Nice guys…

By Don'tjudgeabook - 05/04/2017 20:00

Today, a man reminded me five times how much of a "nice guy" he was during our first conversation, saying also that I seem the sort to date the "bad guys" because I looked sweet and innocent. Then, without waiting for me to say something, he sighed and walked away, muttering that he always finished last. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 936

You deserved it 362

By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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You deserved it 9 656

Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 4 535

By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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You deserved it 7 680

By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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You deserved it 6 802

By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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You deserved it 1 385

By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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You deserved it 3 816

Abraa 19

Tuesday 24 June 2014 14:17

Aww, cheer up op, I'm sure he meant it! Don't let all your bad experiences in the last scare you away from experiencing good things.

A07 48

Tuesday 24 June 2014 14:20

Give it a shot OP, nice people still do exist.

Comments

syed121417 22

Thursday 26 June 2014 13:22

Okay, that really sucks OP and I know where you're coming from, but you really need to stop looking at the glass like its half empty.

Dopeshit_fml 4

Saturday 28 June 2014 6:32

id shove the number in his ass

not_so_neutral 5

Monday 30 June 2014 11:08

so if you get hit on by a nice guy and you seam to like him or at least find him attractive that is something bad? get your shit together OP everybody had bad relationships.

avila_boy22 12

Monday 30 June 2014 20:59

those that say deserve it mean the approach of a gentleman

BirdThatCantFly 12

Thursday 3 July 2014 0:27

Hhhhh

Kurik0 12

Wednesday 11 February 2015 19:52

well did you end up giving him a chance?

Sansa_fml 38

Tuesday 7 April 2015 22:43

I think a lot of people have been there. Don't worry OP! Maybe this is the one, and if not, you might find him soon :)

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 23 March 2016 10:18

Been there. I have a hard time believing anyone is sincere when they flirt with me, because when I was in school guys would pretend to hit on me as a joke. I've become conditioned to naturally assume that if a guy tells me I'm pretty, it's because he's trying to make fun of me. Then again, I've had lasting relationships, too. So there's always hope. Don't give up. :)