Deal or no deal?
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By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia
wow, this scenario deserves the best revenge plan!...except the only one I have at the moment would be to give him 'one last *******' but eat something he's allergic to beforehand or chilli etc so he'll be out of action for a while and if other woman sees his member, she'll think he has an STD. *thumbs up*
...that is visciously amazing. I salute you
The best cours of action is obvious. You seduce the new girl and you BOTH stop seeing him!!!
I'm sure he does.
what an asshole. how did you stay with him for two whole years? geez. go find yourself a decent guy.
IF you don't dump the asshole, you deserve it. At any rate, I'd inform the other woman as well - both of you deserve better then that, I would assume.
You'll be his spare _____.
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Dump his arse. Now.
You should say "okay, no problem!" and go have sex with all his friends