My ex and Love: Sketchy

Sketchy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

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We were on a break!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML

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Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

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Bridezilla

By NotBridezilla - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML

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Deal or no deal?

By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

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By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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You deserved it 2 887

Friends

By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

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You snooze, you lose

By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

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By allocomrade - 29/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

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You deserved it 3 260

Treat yourself

By birthday bash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

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You deserved it 5 240

null_fml 11

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:41

Wouldn't it feel like sweet, sweet justice to crash their wedding? Unfortunately, somehow YOU'D end up looking like the bad guy.

hasty_D 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:32

dumbass....FYL...bang them. both. with a shotgun.

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Lovefmy 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:26

What a slapper

Sweny 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:31

Ydi for not taking the hint

jemmmaa 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 0:22

why would he have to take the hint when there wouldn't be any reason why to break up with because he had no idea about the affair dumbass

hasty_D 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:32

dumbass....FYL...bang them. both. with a shotgun.

liloneex3 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:33

that's fxcked upp.

mortegataco 2

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:35

that sucks!!!

wtfsauce 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:36

ownt

puplover752 2

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:39

well now atleast you know why...sorry that really sucks

Lovefmy 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:39

You have been used it happens ......... move on

null_fml 11

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:41

Wouldn't it feel like sweet, sweet justice to crash their wedding? Unfortunately, somehow YOU'D end up looking like the bad guy.

vengeance501 8

Monday 12 April 2010 1:05

psssh who cares? wedding crashing check-list: 1 pack of fireworks, 1 heavy metal CD and 1 fish to slap them with. Check! Let's go crash a wedding!

DaxBane 1

Saturday 8 January 2011 9:23

Forget the fish, dish it up with a lead pipe :)

Royal_Blue 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:42

Six years? YDI for not wising up or making a decision years ago.

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Today, my husband has been out partying all night. While my in-laws didn't ask him a single question, earlier I received more than six calls from them about when I'll be home to cook and clean. Where was I? In the office for the first time after working from home for past 3 years. FML

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Today, I’ve been getting a lot of strange messages from guys on the dating site I use, then I realised why: on my profile pic I'm sat down and you can see my nice underwear up my skirt. That explains the messages, they thought I was trolling for men to hump and dump. FML

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Today, I found out my son has not one, not two, but three children with various women. I confronted him about this and he truly doesn’t care. He has support payments he hasn’t paid in months, and he doesn’t even know his name of his youngest son, because he doesn’t care enough to remember it. FML

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Today, my girlfriend asked if I could somehow get uncircumcised so I could add an inch to my length. FML

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Today, as I was doing the morning count for the registers, a lady walked by and saw me. She's got Alzheimer's, and thought I was robbing the guy I'd bought the store from, so she called the cops. I spent six hours in jail while they looked into it, and didn't even get an apology. FML

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Today, I woke up, like every other day, with no girlfriend, no family, no friends, and having to go to my second job. I haven't gotten a day off in months and somehow barely can afford rent. I spend within my means and budget appropriately, but there's always some shit. FML

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Today, I confiscated a 1st grader's cell phone. It was better than anything I could come close to affording. FML

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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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