Mental health, Embarrassing, Awkward and Anger: Debate pervert - FML

Debate pervert

By Canuckster - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML

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OkayImSorry 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:32

You know what else happened to your sister 10 minutes ago?

goshpeople 4

Monday 11 July 2011 0:28

That happened to my sister ten minutes ago.

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bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Friday 22 July 2011 5:45

if no one heard you freak out then there is no problem. I don't see how you life is ****** just because you were yelling into your mic unless you life in an apartment and now your neighbors hate your guts.

ti11_fml 2

Friday 5 August 2011 6:28

hehe did anyone hear you?

queenb1621 21

Friday 26 August 2011 20:30

that sucks

Custardapple 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 6:29

This made me LOL!

hb215 2

Sunday 12 August 2012 22:26

You mad bro?

Sacytrl 28

Saturday 22 June 2013 0:05

I'm sure they were wondering if there was anything wrong with you then. It would be a pretty amusing sight..

Mabonga 12

Monday 25 November 2013 9:19

sure they couldnt read your lips?

Baller_Bob 17

Thursday 13 March 2014 3:57

I've done that a few times

tuxedoandex 28

Wednesday 10 December 2014 2:11

The FIRST RULE OF SKYPE. You ALWAYS check if they can hear you.

Zaayuro 9

Saturday 11 July 2015 21:11

hahahahahahahahahaha what a blunder

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