Women be shopping, amirite?

By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 15:00

Today, we've been saving for months. I thought we were saving for a down payment. Apparently, to my wife, "down payment" means "Amazon Prime Day savings fund." We had over thirty grand, now we've got less than five. FML
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Charlie Given 26

Does your wife have a mental health issue? because that's grounds for divorce time to return everything to Amazon and get your money back !!!

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ass 11

Take the rest of the money and send it to a divorce lawyer

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Charlie Given 26

Does your wife have a mental health issue? because that's grounds for divorce time to return everything to Amazon and get your money back !!!

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ass 11

Take the rest of the money and send it to a divorce lawyer

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RichardPencil 30

Where are you going store all that shit?

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FluffythePink 21

Blowing 25 grand on Amazon in one go is... You need to see if your wife needs serious mental health intervention. If she isn't having a major episode of some sort then that's divorce and looking into wether you can prove theft charges &/or sue your half of the cash back out of her. Definitely check she isn't having a serious breakdown first though.

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Justkidding100 41

what the actual **** are you ordering on Amazon for 25,000 literal dollars

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dreams2383 18

return it all and move the money to a account she doesn't have access to. I'd rethink buying a house either her because she has spending issues that can lead to home foreclosure.

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Blueraspberrycat 6

Return everything and divorce wasting that much money over a down payment shows a level of immaturity and irresponsibility with money that won’t change op and badly affect your financial future.

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