By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
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naxeeb 33

I don't know why he found the need to tell you that. My condolences OP :(

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abcdog123 16

Atleast you know your mom really wanted to have you. Some people are complete accidents in both sides :p

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naxeeb 33

I don't know why he found the need to tell you that. My condolences OP :(

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ShyAnn29 14

Some things should definitely be kept unsaid!

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MzZombicidal 36

I agree, #1. OP, I do hope you had/have a loving home despite the recent bad news. Just be glad you're in the world today! :)

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GoodLookingGeese 10

It's very common. A lot of people heard this insult during family fight. I wonder how many of us were strictly planned? 20%? 30%??

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kyletk 7

"you are the lie that lived!" anyone get the reference. sorry op, hopefully he's happy your here now.

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AestheticGuy 21

Wow, your mum lied about birth control. I f***ing hate women like that. If I were the guy I would of said 'Get an abortion' and left. Unacceptable, shes probably ruined that mans life, just for her selfishness.

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assassinbanana0 20

Hmm well considering he posted this on here.... Kind of obvious, don't ya think?

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pinguino3669_fml 23

That's the kind of stupid question Katie Couric would ask a person after they were hit by a hurricane.

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cjack188 13

You were meant to be OP. Never view yourself as a mistake!

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jjessen 20

We could look at thus optimistically or pessimistically: Consider your mothers lie a good omen and that you will have good luck in your future. Or your mother could keep up her lying ways and destroy your credit history forever.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Not with credit karma.com! They'll make sure you know what your credit score is. Even without a credit card number! Haha.

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badluckdawson 19

What does this have to do with anything? #39

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

A horrible attempt at a joke haha. Note to self, don't comment when hung over.

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expertsmilee 26

Your life is a lie!

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expertsmilee 26

Was meant to be a play on words since his mother lied which in turn gave him life, so his life is technically a lie. Now that I had to explain it though, any humor contained has been lost.

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deepunder 17

So what he's done in his life is all lies, or he thought he was some other species? His life was unintended but still existed. Cake is a lie, not his life.

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Druu 53

A pity you were born to such a huge asshole.

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desoto96 9

Hey just because op was an accident doesn't mean the parents don't love OP now.

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abcdog123 16

Atleast you know your mom really wanted to have you. Some people are complete accidents in both sides :p

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applebramble 22

My dad told me I was a mistake . i asked him why ? He told me Because the condom broke... ):

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jw90 18

Sucks when parents tell you you were an accident.

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Mightytall 35

But he wasn't an accident! His mom wanted him so much she lied to her husband ... So while it is a terrible move by the mother towards the dad, the kid is still not an accident. Mom loves him!

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QQmore_fml 18

Think of it as you were a surprise, not a mistake... That's what my parents tell me anyhow..

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Hurbel684 10

A lot of parents don't realise how hurtful such a message can be. They should never say somehting like that to their kids, joke or not. FYL OP :-/

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chinadoll262 1

I'm sorry, what a terrible thing to say to your child.

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