Decision-Making Struggles - FML

Decision-Making Struggles

By FML Videos - 19/09/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Look before you leap!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 19 September 2018 20:06

"Wendy, I can fly!" "Dammit!"

pjsr 32

Friday 21 September 2018 0:28

Those LSD trips are wicked

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 19 September 2018 20:06

"Wendy, I can fly!" "Dammit!"

1known 30

Thursday 20 September 2018 0:20

His tail is funny. :)

pjsr 32

Friday 21 September 2018 0:28

Those LSD trips are wicked

PhoenixChick 26

Friday 21 September 2018 8:25

This is so me, except the lake would somehow catch on fire and the rock would fall and hit me on the head

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 22 September 2018 1:41

I had no idea you were a Looney Tunes character.

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Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

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Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML

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Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

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Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 189

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Today, we attended my daughter’s dance show. When they shut the lights off, my 2 year-old son started to sing “Happy Birthday”. FML

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to make me dinner surrounded by a candlelight setting. By the time I got home, we had 7 firefighters surrounding our house. Turns out one of the candles fell on the carpet and lit up the curtain as well. FML

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Today, I realized I rarely go outside anymore due to hyperacusis, social anxiety, depression, and sensory issues. I'm also afraid to tell my family and friends about my problems, because they don't understand how bad it really is. Looks like I'm doomed to be depressed and alone my whole life. FML

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