Love and Health: Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep...

By Anonymous - 19/09/2018 22:15

Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to, "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML

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By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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By Scumbagmemory - 22/01/2012 04:17 - United States

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

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Great customer service, thanks!

By Eli Maldonado - 29/05/2021 17:01

Today, I called customer service for my phone. We talked for a while and the man was very nice to me. Too nice. Right before hanging up, he said, “Have a good day ma’am!” He was flirting the whole time and I didn’t realize it, and he didn’t that I’m a guy. FML

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Ah, puppy love…

By Unlovable - 22/07/2019 04:00

Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 19 September 2018 22:31

At least he's concerned for your wellbeing.

julfunky 29

Wednesday 19 September 2018 22:42

Can’t really say FYL without knowing what it is you said to him.

Comments

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 19 September 2018 22:31

At least he's concerned for your wellbeing.

julfunky 29

Wednesday 19 September 2018 22:42

Can’t really say FYL without knowing what it is you said to him.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 19 September 2018 23:17

Was it the hotline that prevents you from committing suicide or the one that encourages you to “git ‘er done?”

Leeono 26

Thursday 20 September 2018 0:41

At least my boring friend didn’t answer the hotline. He’s so boring 4 people killed themselves on his last shift. 2 were wrong numbers!

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 20 September 2018 4:09

I would say "at least you tried", but... no.

PenguinPal3017 19

Thursday 20 September 2018 1:25

You sure he wasn't just telling you the name of a song he liked?

Alup132 22

Thursday 20 September 2018 22:12

I don’t think people understand your comment, but I found it hilarious

fde2blknimout 18

Thursday 20 September 2018 5:14

He sincerely cared about you living and listened to you talk about how you want to die for hours. Thats romance baby.

Chazzster 28

Thursday 20 September 2018 19:20

OP - Since when is “flirting” supposed to sound like “I am depressed and considering suicide”? It sounds like you need to seriously improve your flirting and conversation skills. I would be one of the last to say never vocalize your depression. But save that for close friends and family.