Sex and Intimacy: Decisions, decisions

Decisions, decisions

By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:01 - United States - Port Townsend

Today, my 27 year-old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML

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You deserved it 333

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By phreshrice - 07/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML

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You deserved it 22 567

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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You deserved it 394

By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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You deserved it 6 920

By Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 263

You deserved it 6 554

By fyou - 24/01/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML

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You deserved it 4 031

By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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You deserved it 3 125

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 12:00 - Romania - Orsova

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML

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You deserved it 191

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 08:00

Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML

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You deserved it 934

By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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You deserved it 8 453

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:33

I'm sorry but Lego is the best!

weasel123 9

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:34

Well, Legos are pretty awesome. I can't say I blame him.

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jgaff69 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:09

My bf played basketball with his friends instead of hangin out with me I even promised him a bj he's so stupid

PRD 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 7:37

Wow sounds like you need a new boyfriend. (call me) lol

SeaWench 3

Tuesday 3 April 2012 7:59

My boyfriend does the exact same thing.

derpina130 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 14:07

Legos are bangin doe

michaelZ06 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:09

Wow u must be awful in the sack

EmDizzle2007 28

Friday 6 April 2012 14:37

must not be so sweet.... smh

jmcluen 1

Monday 9 April 2012 4:11

It's okay. My boyfriend chooses to watch Pokemon instead on a pretty regular basis.

Thtguyukno 2

Sunday 15 April 2012 23:25

Excuse me, but I believe you accidentally put a 2 in front of that 7.

matthew068D 3

Monday 16 April 2012 7:29

25-damn beautiful

PurpleKicks 22

Saturday 21 April 2012 0:50

im 27 and lego rocks... but id never choose lego over sex... id play with it afterwards : P

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Today, I'm in the same city as my boyfriend for the first time in two months. My body apparently did not like the idea of me having sex again, as I promptly got a UTI and then the week-long breakthrough bleeding that antibiotics often cause me. The same thing happened the week before he had to move, too. FML

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You deserved it 184

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

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Today, the father of my unborn child got laid off. Without a work visa, he may have to leave the country before this baby even arrives. FML

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You deserved it 6 265

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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You deserved it 7 209

Today, I read an FML about a garter toss. It made me remember my own garter toss. None of the guys at the wedding wanted to catch it, and visibly cringed at the idea of touching it. Ten years later, it's all been downhill from there. FML

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You deserved it 206

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

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Today, my landlord told me they are making my building non-smoking. The main reason I moved to this old run-down building was it was cheap and I could smoke in my own home, since you can't find that anymore. Oh, they also just increased rent by 20%. FML

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Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML

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