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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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By ladylol - 24/11/2012 13:54 - United Kingdom - Towcester

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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By ps3isbetterthanme - 11/12/2009 16:44 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 15:10 - Canada

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Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML

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Libido

By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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Halitosis

By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By Anon. - 07/02/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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9brggz1vboyqhb0 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 23:44

Are you sure he wasn't having sex with the PS3?

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 4:40

What is with people saying "you obviously aren't good in bed" or "he isn't into you"?? Why is he her boyfriend then!? And to be honest, he has a right to not be in the mood for sex, it kind of depends on how often he seems to prefer his ps3..

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9brggz1vboyqhb0 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 23:44

Are you sure he wasn't having sex with the PS3?

Markii10 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 7:59

Just like the commercial says: "it only does everything".

Erez 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 13:31

Reminds me of some quotes from Superbad... Perhaps you should work on your dick taking abilites? Or does he suck dick at ****** pussy?

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 19:06

Maybe you're bad in bed.

Speech_fml 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:25

Your boyfriend is clearly an idiot.

huntrock 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 3:51

obviously hes just not that into you

katieatieay 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 17:54

i agree with #26. for god's sake, just buy a vibrator and wait till he feels like it. you deserved that oneee.

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 4:40

What is with people saying "you obviously aren't good in bed" or "he isn't into you"?? Why is he her boyfriend then!? And to be honest, he has a right to not be in the mood for sex, it kind of depends on how often he seems to prefer his ps3..

sm1094 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 22:02

my ex used to play pokemon while we were together.. i would sit there and watch tv.

wicked_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 8:12

It's time to get a new boyfriend.

LinkToEverything 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 9:44

today I got the feeling that you guys were more worried about his freaking game console then you were about this person. Thats what got us into the mess in the first place

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