Intimacy and School: Today, my class had a debate about religion. My classmate said...

By Big Mouth - 13/11/2018 14:00

Today, my class had a debate about religion. My classmate said that Christians couldn't be circumcised because "only Jewish people are". Without thinking, I said it isn't true because I'm Christian and I’m circumcised. I accidentally gave the whole class a mental picture of my dick. FML

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By EpicFail - 17/01/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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Star Wars

By Not an anti-Semite, just a dumbass - 26/02/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I somehow mistook the Star of David for a Pentagram. My Jewish friends were not amused. FML

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You mean it isn't??

By Anonymous - 28/01/2024 22:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I got roasted in class because I could've swore that the story of Robin Hood was in the Bible. I was so cocksure of myself, but I guess I shouldn't repeat stuff my dad told me for a laugh when I was about 9 years-old, now that I'm in college. FML

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Indoctrination?

By homo fuckofftus - 22/05/2015 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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Great opener

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 20:14 - United States - Champlin

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

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By gingerninja - 02/11/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 10:43 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 22 October 2018 19:27

Own that shit! "It's circumcised, and 9 inches, ladies. And that's when it's flaccid."

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 13 November 2018 14:36

Paul of Tarsus changed many of the criteria rules. Guess he knew that more people would convert to christianity if they were no longer “required” to cut part of their penises off. Plus he knew people loved bacon.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 22 October 2018 19:27

Own that shit! "It's circumcised, and 9 inches, ladies. And that's when it's flaccid."

ChromoTec 24

Tuesday 23 October 2018 0:01

I though it was Jewish people who weren't circumcized

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 23 October 2018 9:58

It depends. Some do, some don't. But a brit milah is a ceremony for the removal of the foreskin on a baby Jewish boy.

PenguinPal3017 19

Wednesday 14 November 2018 5:44

This is one of the most ignorant things I've ever heard on here.

Hoeksche 10

Wednesday 14 November 2018 11:59

i thought only muslims were circumcised

easygoing765 3

Sunday 30 May 2021 21:50

That’s true! I was reading this and was like uhhhh you’re gonna fail your class 😂😂

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 13 November 2018 14:36

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 13 November 2018 17:06

Luckily for everyone it wasn’t Show-and-Tell Day!

Notamusedanymore 17

Tuesday 13 November 2018 18:33

Sounds like someone’s bragging about their dick.

Justin Allan Bannister 9

Tuesday 13 November 2018 20:04

it doesn't matter. Sometimes guys are circumcised for health reasons.

Psychonaut77 5

Wednesday 14 November 2018 0:34

Should have made your username "Big Dick Bigger Mouth", OP. Unless that's not your situation down there, I guess.

sunnyray812 42

Wednesday 14 November 2018 2:17

I feel you, OP. I also have a bad habit of saying things without thinking first. Happened to me last night, only through text instead. 😕 It's like our mouths work faster than our brains. Hopefully, they'll eventually put it in the back of their minds.