Kids, Dogs and Love: Deflection

Deflection

By Richard - 25/06/2012 03:03 - United States - Uxbridge

Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said, "Yeah yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML

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By wastedtime - 13/09/2020 10:57 - United States

Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 16:41 - United States - Naperville

Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 18:00

Today, I asked my wife who she would choose, me or the dog. She chose the dog. No hesitation. FML

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By Lilly - 30/10/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 20:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, my girlfriend was making lunch and asked me to pass her the peanut butter. I'll never know why, but as I handed it to her I said the first thing that came to mind, "I really want a dog." She looked at me in horror, then told me to get out of her house. FML

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The talk

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 06:00

Today, I asked my husband if we could start talking about kids. He said sure, so we talked about kids. Then I asked if we could maybe start trying to have kids, and he said, “Absolutely fucking not, are you mad? What’s wrong with you?” FML

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By Twiggysucks68 - 07/01/2013 01:49 - United States - Antioch

Today, my fiancé decided he wants a baby only because our dog is good, quiet, and falls asleep as soon as he starts to cradle her. He thinks a baby will be just like that. FML

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Baby baby

By Anonymous - 12/12/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I have been in the same massive argument for two weeks. We agreed when we were dating that we couldn’t think of anything worse than having kids, we married on the basis we would never want kids. Now, a year later, she wants a baby. FML

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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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By familypet - 09/01/2016 03:09 - United States - Vista

Today, I overheard my parents talking about our family pet. Or at least I thought they were, until my mother exclaimed, "Honestly, I don't know why we keep her." Our dog is male. FML

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supimnyancat 9

Monday 25 June 2012 9:15

Didn't you talk to her about that matter before you married her?

Ajwc101 24

Monday 25 June 2012 9:19

Maybe adopt? She may just not want go thru labour.

Comments

kaymi 17

Monday 25 June 2012 16:06

At least she gave you the option of getting a dog instead of hitting you in the balls.

The_F3rris 11

Monday 25 June 2012 16:16

In this economy (and massive overpopulation) it is unresponsible to have kids. I take your wifes side

noisebox 1

Monday 25 June 2012 17:23

Not mention the super sick world of today, why would want to subject them to that?

noisebox 1

Monday 25 June 2012 17:20

Sounds like doggy-style psychology...

TrippingOnAcid 29

Monday 25 June 2012 17:24

Can't you just respect that she doesn't want kids?

vhivfe 3

Monday 25 June 2012 18:29

I would have said the same thing as your wife Having kids is harder than it looks

CarouselHeart 11

Monday 25 June 2012 18:30

I don't blame her. Kids are gross. I'd much rather have a cat. (Or dog)

francescar11 3

Monday 25 June 2012 18:48

Well she's the one whose gonna have the baby

onesickpickle 4

Monday 25 June 2012 18:49

Maybe she just doesn't want to get fat for almost a whole year and then have to push the lil sweet heart out....talk I her about maybe taking in foster kids or adopting...or just settle for a dog. kids are gross anyway lol

J_Shorty_17 6

Monday 25 June 2012 18:55

Wasn't there an FML almost identical to this last week o.O... That aside, some women don't want kids for many reasons. Have a chat with her to find out, but will agree with #1. Nothing wrong with dogs though ._.

xmaximusx 12

Monday 25 June 2012 20:32

If u really want kids and she dont find another woman because if u try and force her or guilt her into it, the force wouldn't even help u outa that hell