Pranks, Pizza and Work: Delivery! - FML

Delivery!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML

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crazymase 9

Thursday 13 October 2011 15:42

Hilarious. Asshole move. But hilarious

runner1138 1

Thursday 13 October 2011 15:46

Shoulda dodged it like a ninja...

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lizard399 0

Friday 14 October 2011 6:02

Who would go through that much trouble, I bet they feel cool and get all the chicks..

j_cat187 19

Friday 14 October 2011 6:57

At least it wasn't a pellet gun

hateevryone 14

Friday 14 October 2011 20:53

That's messed up. smh stupid kids. you know how they are

brycen24 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:24

Ftw

Moora 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:14

they're such spoiled rats

rabbinussbaum 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:42

What's worse is that you are a pizza delivery guy...

ahsila 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:56

LOL that's horrible :D

Sfmsk 16

Monday 17 October 2011 19:06

Sounds like a story I heard once, with some kids who bought a remote, that apparently could be used for any television. So they sat outside some house where a family was watching tv, and was changing channels every once in a while. Kind of funny, but only if it doesn't happen to you : )

ikittybaby 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 19:20

Poor guy! But that is HI-LA-RI-OUS

Haven246 7

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:25

Omg that was me! Are you ok? I'm sorry but it was pretty funny you gotta admit!

happyabby123 0

Monday 12 March 2012 22:17

Repeat!

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