Delivery!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML
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Flamedude101 4

wow thats a great way of getting free pizza :) i might just try it :p

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Zomg_Okay 26

OP could get those morons in huge trouble. Its illegal to fire an airsoft device at a person outside of an airsoft game.

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capnbzarr 43

I hope you called the cops. That's some sociopathic behavior that's bound to escalate if not nipped in the bud.

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structuredchaoz 4

If the pie was paid for turn the info in to the cops. If it wasn't paid for, ydi for not verifying the delivery.

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Stoneyyay 5

30 ur a retard lol my airsoft guns all shoot aluminum coated bbs at roughly 430 fps. they draw blood. my tippman 98 pro range capped at 300 fps does not... believe you me sir, airsoft guns ******* hurt. ive almost been knocked out by paintballs yes, but got 3 cracked teeth from weak ass airsoft guns shooting about 240fps and scars from more powerful guns. clothes or not, i shoot u with my pistol (leaving the bogger toys outa this) in the leg with a pair of jeans on, you will feel it, and see the blood shortly there after

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antmanzero 8

@42 You, sir, are a dumbass. I think you're shooting a bb air gun instead of airsoft. Maybe because there's no 'airsoft' gun that shoots aluminum coated bbs that are probably brass centered. The guns you're using WILL kill somebody, no joke. If you want to play airsoft, use an actual airsoft gun, please.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Wait until they order another one but for themselves and make sure you're the one delivering it. Take two boxes and hide the real pizza in the trunk but take some cheese off and put it in the bottom of the other box and along with a life sized photo that looks Very realistic or a plastic pizza. Next go and deliver the pizza get paid and Bolt, don't leave your name, possibly wear a fake mustache even. Then head back but stop off and eat your prepaid pizza first. Say there was traffic and erase any record that you were the one delivering the pizza.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Or, you know, quit, find a less hazardous job, but stay on call and when they order the pizza, do this, run off, then meet the person delivering the thing before they get there, explain the situation, hand them the money, and again, enjoy your pizza paid for by your attackers

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mattc96821 6

sue their ass, or call the cops. thats assult

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hurrican_fml 0

Just be glad they didn't strap a bomb to your chest and tell you to rob a bank :)

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