Delusional

By sealpop09 - 30/06/2011 14:36 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML
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volley4eva1698 0

at least he accepts it if you were gay...I mean even though you're not, some kids get kicked out of their houses for being gay

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YacL 15

Give him some time, he needs to process what you said all three times.

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mattmalin11 0

Get him drunk, then while he's sleeping, put 20 or 30 vibrators in his drawer and "find" them the next morning!

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enonymous 8

It's ok to be gay. Gayboii and I are quite comfortable in our domestic partnership

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enonymous 8

I will fight you for rights to that sweet cherry pie hole.

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Monikabug 9

You're both wrong. Five seconds alone with me and he'll never go back to homosexuality. You two can work off that building sexual tension with each other, since we all know that is what you really want.

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enonymous 8

Boners only if a black guy subs for me will I sword fight you. Monika 1 second with you he will lose interest on sex all together

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dillynf39 3

Uh oh, boners is trolling!! What a hypocrite.

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Monikabug 9

You had your chance Boners. *Flips hair over her shoulder* But no, you had to go an eat fried chicken and sticks of butter off of that beastly large woman by the name of Large Marge instead.

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enonymous 8

Rude!!! the only thing they are trolling is my anus

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RyanMacVey 17

(''': i feel so loved looool .... but i like big ******* so unless you got some nice moobs then its just not gonna work bro

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enonymous 8

My Moobs brings all the boys to the yard.

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The_Weirdo 10

If you think your Moobs are good, wait till you see mine!

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Ghostkiller12345 9

gayboii isnt gay look at his description :P

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illneedasaviour 0

right, because acting in a play and possibly getting paid for it is totally gay... I guess we should start questioning the sexual orientations of million-dollar actors now.

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illneedasaviour 0

oops, this was supposed to be directed to #2, my bad.

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illneedasaviour 0

oops that was supposed to be directed to 2, my bad.

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devwre 0

quit making stupid assumptions. you don't know what type of character he was playing. if he actually played a gay character, then there's a much better reason for his dad to think he might be gay, as ignorant as that still is.

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TalkinSmack 6

were u dressed as a fairy for your role?

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cgchamp89 7

89 likes to dress as a fairy and that was his comment in disgust to yours. that's what I got out of it anyway

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pieintheface 0

are you serious? is he that dumb? but I guess if you were a gay person in a play, the director chose you because...

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allthatremains25 0

sorry OP some people don't understand..

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2141_MECH 0

you are so gay, that gay people call u gay

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