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Demon

By Spooked - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself last night was my sister's Furby that she'd stuck in the closet. FML

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sara8866 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 23:27

Hahahahaha I did this to my parents but in their car they didn't find it for weeks!!!!

Shinigumi 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 23:30

if she did that on purpose, your sister is awesome

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xxEternalRain 13

Friday 18 January 2013 15:45

That happened to me too! My friends sister hid it in her closet at a sleepover and we couldnt sleep that entire weekend

karmaliss 18

Friday 7 June 2013 19:47

Furbies are pure evil. I had one when I was seven that just wouldn't shut up. Even after we took the batteries out.

Dennah1 0

Monday 9 June 2014 3:44

I don't blame u. Those things are EVIL!!!

AlwaysWatching 27

Tuesday 7 October 2014 23:05

Those things are so ****** up its like they were made for that purpose. I'm sorry OP I feel the pain

paolino_fml 18

Thursday 25 December 2014 17:16

I gotta try that on my sis

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