By Swabidizop - 18/05/2015 20:40 - United States - Greeley

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML
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You deserved it 8 053
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hafyyyy 17

i guess he isnt sleeping when youre around anymore.

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BBJenkins15 16

You could of atleast gone outside,wouldve saved you from the dog bite

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Swandive235 27

colorado is a great state

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False_Stupidity 41

Uh, OP was asleep when the wind began to blow... Going outside was never an option

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gintwinsmoore 20

no one saw this coming so you know OP didn't, or I'm sure things would've been way different.

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hafyyyy 17

i guess he isnt sleeping when youre around anymore.

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mmmxr 11

"Aww you got bit by a dog that's so cute".....said no one ever.

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bsums203 13

He probably was so startled by the rancidness he couldn't help but bite the source.

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91hayek 31

Gross, serves you right. If only I could get away with the same thing with so many disgusting people.

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Dick_diamond 22

So are you going to bite him whenever he lets one out in your presence as dogs are wont to do?

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mmmxr 11

That cannot end well.....

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Chiharo 15

That wouldnt be a good idea to bite a dog .-.

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TCRII 29

What goes around, comes around. I'm sure your dog had it coming.

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