Transportation, Embarrassing, Cars and Cops: Detained

Detained

By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By msarosi - 28/04/2013 10:28 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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By lohandork - 22/05/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Roehampton

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML

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By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By Ticketshame - 08/05/2019 08:00

Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML

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By Victoria - 21/10/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

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By drunk under 18 teenager - 19/08/2014 13:37 - Morocco - Marrakech

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was, if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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tygerarmy 35

Wednesday 25 February 2015 17:27

Unless you got the cute officer's number you deserve it!

hailzz_96 18

Wednesday 25 February 2015 17:30

How do you pop a pimple while you're driving? You deserve it

Comments

ThatHammyBoi 10

Thursday 26 February 2015 3:45

Well if she showed the pimple to the cop and didnt get the fine, the cop mightve been submitting the fml

militarybrat 21

Thursday 26 February 2015 6:44

YDI. Dont be embarrassed. It is now on your record for however many years your state saves fines. If you were on a military base you would lose driving privileges for 7 days. Bet you would tell the truth then huh.

FutueMeamVitam 24

Thursday 26 February 2015 11:10

Note that OP claims to be Australian, so very different rules might apply for what they'd mean by a military base. (Of course, I realize the region only shows up readily on some platforms, but not others, so just FYI.)

marigoldcobain 21

Thursday 26 February 2015 7:09

YDI for trying to pop a pimple while driving. You may as well have been talking on your phone, they're both distractions.

LyricaSilvan 29

Thursday 26 February 2015 8:00

Wait...what does your phone have to do with that? Are you saying you were trying to use your phone to pop the pimple?

skyline0392 8

Thursday 26 February 2015 11:03

I've never herd of someone lying to get a ticket...

rickAUS 22

Friday 27 February 2015 8:00

You gave up 3 points and over $300 over a pimple? What a stupid thing to not even TRY to contest.. ****.

NaturalBornChaos 9

Friday 27 February 2015 10:15

Popping a pimple still counts as distracted driving, and you would have been given a ticket anyway. Where I live, distracted driving includes talking on your cell phone, eating, fixing/doing your makeup, shaving (yes, some people have done that); basically anything that takes your eyes off the road or hands off the wheel.