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By broken vows - 15/03/2014 21:48 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML

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By BFfail - 15/08/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2024 19:00

Today, what should have been a nice family dinner ended with my wife standing over me, staring me dead in the eyes, while endlessly repeating, “Get him out of my house, get him out of my house…” until I agreed to take my drunk brother to a hotel to sleep it off. FML

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By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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Jumping the gun

By just lookin out - 31/05/2023 03:00

Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML

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By ballnchain - 30/03/2010 16:04 - United States

Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML

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Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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coolster5000 22

Sunday 16 March 2014 2:19

Wow.

Welshite 39

Sunday 16 March 2014 2:19

Sorry to hear, OP. Cheaters are the worst.

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Squishi 6

Sunday 16 March 2014 21:12

dude at least you found out, sorry to hear though

nitrog100 21

Sunday 16 March 2014 21:41

Kick her in the head! Also, since she was cheating on you, you're totally going to win the divorce.

sammyjo06 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 22:16

How do you not know what your wife's brother looks like? Did you not see him at the wedding? Or at the very least, seen pictures of him? Well regardless, I guess this is kind of off-topic, but groping and making out in a restaurant is just gross and disrespectful. Either way, that sucks. I hope you can talk about it and work things out.

Not_Impressed13 9

Sunday 16 March 2014 22:39

Has she been learing things from Game of Thrones??

ViviMage 38

Sunday 16 March 2014 23:45

Cheating or incest, you need neither in your life. Time to file for a divorce!

Sniper_Chick4110 20

Monday 17 March 2014 0:00

Does she have two heads? Do your children look oddly inbred? Is she Tasmanian? If the answer to any of these is yes. She probably was telling the truth about it being her brother, but i still wouldn't call that reason to relax. In fact, I would run OP, far and fast and never look back.

robj118 10

Monday 17 March 2014 0:29

Sooooo....you're married to her, which would imply that you have known each other for a considerable amount of time, yet you don't know if she has a brother and what he looks like?