Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom....

By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

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By roobb - 09/08/2009 23:11 - Canada

Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By mark - 05/03/2012 22:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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Sinshine 28

Monday 28 January 2019 12:50

Are you sure that's your girlfriend?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 28 January 2019 14:29

I sincerely hope you just walked out.

Comments

Sinshine 28

Monday 28 January 2019 12:50

Are you sure that's your girlfriend?

Derivaldo Junior 3

Monday 28 January 2019 13:00

damn son

RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 January 2019 13:23

How long were you in the bathroom? Was it long enough she’d have to discuss her abandonment issues with a caring father figure?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 28 January 2019 14:29

I sincerely hope you just walked out.

Scarlette 18

Monday 28 January 2019 18:20

So do we !

PhoenixChick 26

Monday 28 January 2019 20:17

Plot twist: OP walks out in a snit, girlfriend breaks up to him because she wanted to introduce him to her dad who surprised her by being in town.

metalhead88 9

Monday 28 January 2019 18:30

Soooo walking out would be a good response to that but depending on how long you and your so called “girlfriend” have been together I’d probably would of called her out in front of everyone there.