Love: Detective work

Detective work

By broken vows - 15/03/2014 21:48 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML

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By BFfail - 15/08/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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Great party

By Anonymous - 24/07/2024 19:00

Today, what should have been a nice family dinner ended with my wife standing over me, staring me dead in the eyes, while endlessly repeating, “Get him out of my house, get him out of my house…” until I agreed to take my drunk brother to a hotel to sleep it off. FML

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By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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Jumping the gun

By just lookin out - 31/05/2023 03:00

Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML

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By ballnchain - 30/03/2010 16:04 - United States

Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML

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Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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coolster5000 22

Sunday 16 March 2014 2:19

Wow.

Welshite 39

Sunday 16 March 2014 2:19

Sorry to hear, OP. Cheaters are the worst.

Comments

MidnightMusic53 37

Sunday 16 March 2014 7:20

That's so wrong. I wouldn't even try to work it out since she lied about it while being confronted. If she has no problem lying about it after being caught, then she won't have any problems cheating again. Get yourself a good lawyer, and some proof of her affair. If you can get her phone records, it may help.

tinggo 5

Sunday 16 March 2014 8:28

So my brother was lieing to me the whole time oh god

odod777 28

Sunday 16 March 2014 8:35

And you don't know who her brother is???...

eams_fml 9

Sunday 16 March 2014 9:04

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boostedc 24

Sunday 16 March 2014 9:25

That really sucks mate. Sorry to hear that...

davek 36

Sunday 16 March 2014 10:29

Depends which state you're from.

glabberfasted 16

Sunday 16 March 2014 10:35

None of them. It clearly says he's in Canada. You're about the 78th person to post that "joke."

Sniper_Chick4110 20

Monday 17 March 2014 0:11

#113 The wife could have lived somewhere else before the marriage. It's arguable but wherever she's from he should probably send her back.

cookie1207 19

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:04

Leave her! Noone deserves that!

Kelseyybaee 8

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:12

I live in North Carolina, and it's actually legal here to marry your first cousin. I've also seen a few brother and sister relationships. It's gross, but in your case, I'm pretty sure she's just cheating. You deserve better OP.