Awkward, Students and Kids: Dirty mind

Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 19:28 - Germany - Nuremberg

Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 11:52 - United States - Walbridge

Today, my mom finally noticed the joke file I have on my PC desktop called "bigcocklovespussy.jpg". It's just a cute picture of a chicken snuggling with a cat. She didn't actually open the file and just deleted it. She won't believe my explanation and grounded me for a month for "looking at porn". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Gumfanatic302 - 07/05/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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chris_a7x 11

Sunday 28 October 2012 2:32

Why didn't you open the file first...?

superxmario91 11

Sunday 28 October 2012 2:31

Premature parenting.

Comments

soldermoulder 1

Sunday 28 October 2012 13:16

I just signed up to tell OP that she has one very smart kid. He realised she didnt check the contents of the folder so he just emptied it out and filled it up with bond pictures to save his neck. kudos OP i guess the smart genes come from the dad

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 28 October 2012 13:51

Oh, come ON! You never took a peek in the folder to see what "perversion" your son is into? YDI

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Sunday 28 October 2012 14:38

Lol you can't win! Look in the file- get accused of invading privacy that they don't have. Don't look in the file- get trolled ^_^ the joys of having children.

moonbane 9

Sunday 28 October 2012 14:38

Better question yet Why look through your son's PC? You obviously trusted him enough to buy him one, so why be nosy about it that muh further?

lozzaaa96 13

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:02

Best cover up story ever

Tanner1245 4

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:34

Open the file...make sure you know whats in there before confronting him

davek 36

Sunday 28 October 2012 16:10

And if you believe that...

gregkingsley 4

Sunday 28 October 2012 16:37

Yea mom chill just be glad it didn't say dickPictures

TurquoiseJesus 15

Sunday 28 October 2012 16:47

Depending on how old your son is, I would assume if he did have **** on the computer, you wouldn't have found it that easily. Everyone knows you gotta bury it under several layers of random folders.