By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
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ManicGypsy 22

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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tantanpanda 26

A guy buying ****** and lube doesn't automatically make him gay, you know.

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Lars93 18

no straight person would buy that...

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XxDanno316xX 27

#10, So a guy buying his gf a toy is gay? Your way if thinking is flawed mate :)

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Krypt1c 11

Believe it or not there are straight men that enjoy anal play.

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marigoldcobain 21

The male icon on the left of "Anonymous"...

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cheeeksss 29

Realized I made a mistake in this comment, so I'm editing over it.

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interesting33 36

#13 I see where you're coming from - I assumed OP was maybe gay or bi too, but actually a lot of straight guys like receiving anal, girlfriends buy strap-ons and things. It apparently stimulates the prostate and feels really good. It isn't necessarily just for someone who is homosexual.

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Bunnyluver 20

How can you tell, Op may be a girl. Will it tell you on the app?

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SecundusSecunda 27

It was at that moment he knew, he messed up.

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Its_Sinon 15

Do you clear your browsing history every day?

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MeowntainMix 18

I don't think you can sign in to websites in incognito mode

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mudkipsan 19

49, you can, although your auth token goes away when you close the tab, like you'd expect. It's moot, though, because when you log in, amazon now knows who you are - you can put on a big hat and sunglasses for a walk down to the ***** store, but when you say "HI, I'm Jack Offenschimdt, please send these ****** to my house," it kind of tips your hand. And next time you walk by the place on your way to get tacos with your dad, hope the clerk doesn't rush out to thank you for keeping him in business by buying gallons of lube. That's pretty much what happened here.

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cosmic_peanut 17

this would made a pretty good vine tho , sorry for hearing that OP!

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MisterKnowItAll 15

you wanna go to war B lockay?!

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18drakerad 18

If one of y'all says some silly ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath

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dragonclaw6 11

What about a Dee Nice.....where she at?

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bandaidstations 28

Op shouldn't be having sex. He WILL get pregnant, AND DIE!

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Badkarma4u 17

Insubordinate... and churlish.

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Boobookittyf96 10

I love all of you

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toastbrot 9

that's interesting, I would never buy that kind of toys at amazon. thats like buying condoms where the curious friend of your mom works.

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FSGInsainity 15

And then her friend asks why you're getting them, as nobody would ever sleep with you.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

lot cheaper to buy that stuff there then at a normal sex shop (and frankly cheaper than most adult-sale websites).

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Ilsontfous 3

If he just "noticed" without saying anything that´s pretty cool of him

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