Awkward, Students and Kids: Dirty mind

Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 19:28 - Germany - Nuremberg

Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Gumfanatic302 - 07/05/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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chris_a7x 11

Sunday 28 October 2012 2:32

Why didn't you open the file first...?

superxmario91 11

Sunday 28 October 2012 2:31

Premature parenting.

Comments

Lioness8197 18

Sunday 28 October 2012 3:37

For a second I thought it was going to say it was a folder with pictures of cats. Am I the only one that thought that?

groundzeromma 8

Sunday 28 October 2012 3:49

No, you're the last one that thought that obviously, as it was posted earlier in the thread

viper8608 9

Sunday 28 October 2012 3:50

yah I was like. totally cat pics.

Lioness8197 18

Monday 29 October 2012 0:03

Okay Groundzeromma. You don't have to be rude about it. Go crawl back in your mancave now.

SApprentice 34

Sunday 28 October 2012 3:40

The obvious errors in this FML annoy me. It's "I saw", and "that it contained", not "a saw" and "they it contained".

sushi314 12

Sunday 28 October 2012 3:55

You know he's lying, right? Why would he need a folder of photos to write an essay about movies?

Solipsist 12

Sunday 28 October 2012 3:56

I keep mine in a binder

CptZoe 10

Sunday 28 October 2012 9:45

Your pictures of Pussy Galore or ****?

KaeSAL 11

Sunday 28 October 2012 13:53

So I guess you could say you have.... ...A binder full of women?

Solipsist 12

Sunday 28 October 2012 14:56

Damn straight ;D

xNephilim 18

Sunday 28 October 2012 3:58

It seems like I'm one of the only ones who think it's okay to look at ****, especially considering he's old enough to write an essay on sexism in movies. I mean, come on.

the_true_batman 10

Sunday 28 October 2012 22:46

Yeah, I don't really get why it would be such a big deal. It's just ****. So long as it's done in private, it shouldn't be an issue. I can tell you, I'd have had sex with many more girls if it hadn't been for ****, and a lot of those girls I'd regret (especially if I caught anything). Last night was a great example, I was horny as **** and considered attempting to pick up a girl at the bar, and if I didn't have **** as an option I would have done it and probably would have all kinds of diseases (the types of girls who will sleep with a guy they just met are likely to have diseases).