Gross and Kids: DIY project idea

DIY project idea

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lititz

Today, I found out that my son has been trying to save enough of his earwax to make a candle. FML

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BossMindedFemale 20

Monday 14 July 2014 23:03

Shrek the 4th.

TrippingOnAcid 29

Monday 14 July 2014 23:03

The smell would be ogrebearing

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JJ_86 22

Monday 14 July 2014 23:07

Haha. He sounds creative. I bet he's planning to gift it as an incense candle on your B'day.

cynicalsatireman 12

Monday 14 July 2014 23:07

Ingenuity, stupidity.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Monday 14 July 2014 23:07

Have him watch Myth Busters, they already tried that.

Randomperson13 6

Monday 14 July 2014 23:07

How old is he?

Enslaved 36

Monday 14 July 2014 23:09

Ugh! The thought is earie.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Tuesday 15 July 2014 6:40

Haha. I've never heard that one before!

Kamon97 23

Monday 14 July 2014 23:09

Somebody needs to watch mythbusters

KimbaleighC 3

Monday 14 July 2014 23:09

Kids do the darnedest things.

miliaras93 17

Monday 14 July 2014 23:19

At least you'll be saving money on candles hahah

music_is_life22 12

Monday 14 July 2014 23:20

Well at least he's dedicated to a goal XD

Dodger_fan16 11

Monday 14 July 2014 23:30

"Son stop doing that!!!!" "What mom?? I'm trying to get this wax out of my ear!!"

Nilorak 24

Tuesday 15 July 2014 11:30

I will give you a thumbs up for trying. :)

BossMindedFemale 20

Tuesday 15 July 2014 17:05

I will give you a thumbs down for pitying such a comment as #23. (:

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