Sex and Intimacy: Do it again

Do it again

By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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You deserved it 3 202

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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You deserved it 4 726

By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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You deserved it 3 895

By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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You deserved it 7 036

By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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You deserved it 1 129

By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 8 372

By gross - 20/10/2010 16:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 974

By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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You deserved it 9 663

By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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You deserved it 8 585

perdix 29

Sunday 1 November 2009 13:26

Guys need to admit they need some guidance when we are down there. We just basically have a hot dog, and if you've ever had a popsicle, you've had sufficient training in fellatio. (Lots of girls don't have a clue what to do with the balls.) You women have this labyrinth of lips and folds and nubbins and slots, and we have no idea when to begin! Even harder if it's covered in hair. So, if a sneeze is better than his technique, YDI for not telling him what you want! He ain't down there for his own enjoyment and would be rightfully pissed if he found out his efforts were for naught.

Grillypower 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 9:11

bahahahhah. gross much.

Comments

xKrAzYx 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 17:23

what a loser....

megan369 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 18:48

It's not necessarily the boyfriend's fault that it didn't feel good. Some girls just aren't into it. But either way, this is no FML. Whenever you're intimate with someone for a long time, you have to get used to funny things like sneezing during sex. You just learn to giggle about it for a second, then keep going.

LikeOhMahGoose 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 19:34

Well it was the first time so it's no surprise it didn't feel great. I'm sure he'll get better in time. But a lot of guys do need guidance

Brandon25 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 19:36

BAHAH he probley sneezed from how dusty your vag was.. you totally deserve it

thornrose22 4

Monday 2 November 2009 2:15

HAHA ok that if funny (untrue of course :P)

GriefBacon 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 21:00

hahahahahahahaha!!! oh man.

GriefBacon 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 21:01

I fail to see how this makes her deserve it. I think you're just jealous you hadn't thought of it first.

ritaann94 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 21:36

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ #18!

XaosZaleski 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 23:28

@Perdix Personally, oral sex on a girl turns me on more than most other things. When you hear all the sounds and feel the way her hips move, it should give you a sense of accomplishment. Now, if my girl wanted me to do it everyday, and didn't like giving me head, yeah...I'd be pretty pissed. But I don't expect anything every single time I do it.

Simply Ecks 13

Tuesday 30 May 2017 0:21

Yes this, I love giving women oral, it is such amazing foreplay and knowing that the women are being pleasured so much it makes "baby making" that much better ?