Do it again

By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
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perdix 29

Guys need to admit they need some guidance when we are down there. We just basically have a hot dog, and if you've ever had a popsicle, you've had sufficient training in fellatio. (Lots of girls don't have a clue what to do with the balls.) You women have this labyrinth of lips and folds and nubbins and slots, and we have no idea when to begin! Even harder if it's covered in hair. So, if a sneeze is better than his technique, YDI for not telling him what you want! He ain't down there for his own enjoyment and would be rightfully pissed if he found out his efforts were for naught.

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Jonathan33 0

all the girls I've been with enjoy when I go down on them. I actually enjoy it myself just for the fact that I kno wut I'm doing when I'm down there...I think it's cuz Ima Scorpio ;)

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Ninjaface 0

You should stick some feathers down there, that'll get him sneezing until you're screaming at the top of your lungs. ;)

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perdix 29

Ninjaface FTW! I'd throw in some pepper for good measure.

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pumpkin1_fml 0

This made me laugh out loud soo hard!!! So funny!!!

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dexasaurusrex 0

LMFAO. THIS IS MY FAV FML EVER.

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qualification 0

Now that you know that a sneeze is pleasurable tell him to try motorboating next.

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kfg12345 0

oh my, I totally understand the first time I had sex with my boyfriend of a year we were both virgins. Well he only lasted about 15 seconds and it was the lamest thing ever. Hang in there ha

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DestinyYum 3

ROTFL! gross&funny!

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