Sex and Intimacy: Do it again

Do it again

By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By gross - 20/10/2010 16:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 1 November 2009 13:26

Guys need to admit they need some guidance when we are down there. We just basically have a hot dog, and if you've ever had a popsicle, you've had sufficient training in fellatio. (Lots of girls don't have a clue what to do with the balls.) You women have this labyrinth of lips and folds and nubbins and slots, and we have no idea when to begin! Even harder if it's covered in hair. So, if a sneeze is better than his technique, YDI for not telling him what you want! He ain't down there for his own enjoyment and would be rightfully pissed if he found out his efforts were for naught.

Grillypower 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 9:11

bahahahhah. gross much.

Comments

GrapefruitZoe 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 16:15

Snot on your intimate bits? Mucus should NEVER be there. Oh, except when...oh yeah, when you're ALIVE.

k43L1 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:21

hahaha gross. yeah...you should definitely give him some guidance this way you're happy and he's happy that you're happy.

sexbombkitty 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 19:01

what you said about him not being very good in bed they get better with practise. The first time I had sex with my boyfriend he cut his own penis with his finger nail! x

Achan_fml 5

Saturday 23 April 2011 9:11

hahahahahahahaha XD

davids123 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 1:14

aww pooor guy haa

douchbaggins 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 15:52

God bless you

windfuelsfire 10

Saturday 17 April 2010 20:39

hey op have him Know where your clit is. then, have him do circles with his tongue around your clit, and go sideways with the tongue on the clit. ask him to alternate between the 2 and you should come. I love going down on girls and mine comes in 5 min or less when I do that. have fun !

aidenkush 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 6:37

haha that sucks

YUMmMm 0

Monday 2 May 2011 23:51

LMFAO.. xD AHAHAA

BlAzEtHiS 0

Monday 19 December 2011 23:50

Its because you need to give him some instruction. You need to guide him to doin what you like. If you're lucky he'll start feeling better then a snot ball hitting your genitals.