Do not pass Go

By andjusticeforall - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML
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potentpotable 0

Did you still get a ticket? Unless you were going over the speed limit, I hope the cop realized that it was purely accidental.

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burdenofaday 0

@#1: You do realize that simply using your computer to browse fmylife.com causes pollution, right? Not directly, per se, but the electricity has to come from *somewhere* and odds are it took a lot of pollution for someone to produce it. Get off your high horse. D:

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yourbiggestflaw1 0

#1 - before you complain about pollution you should probably stop eating, using any form of electricity etc. if you have ever eaten anything with any form of packageing at all then you have polluted the world. polluting is made in farming that food, prosessing it, making the packageing and packageing it, transporting it and so on. for my argument about electricity, well, its kind of self explanitory, creating electricity produces pollution. no matter what form of electricity you use. fossil fules, wind, solar, anything, it will have created pollution in the construction of whatever was built to create this electricity. wind turbines and many others also produce noise pollution as well, so seriously, before you make an outrageous statement, please think before you type. (p.s. im not some sort of eco-terrorist, i just hate stupid / ignorant people)

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garfield224 0

Hey guy who hates polluters you probably pollute shitloads you just have to big of a head to notice

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hithereimcasey 3

I hope the cop understands ur situation!! It was a mistake!

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DrHail 22

I hope the punishment wasn't too severe!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

If you saw and intentionally ran over the bottle, YDI. If you didn't see it, FYL.

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