Do not pass Go

By andjusticeforall - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 305
You deserved it 4 561
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potentpotable 0

Did you still get a ticket? Unless you were going over the speed limit, I hope the cop realized that it was purely accidental.

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burdenofaday 0

@#1: You do realize that simply using your computer to browse fmylife.com causes pollution, right? Not directly, per se, but the electricity has to come from *somewhere* and odds are it took a lot of pollution for someone to produce it. Get off your high horse. D:

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Vincenzo_fml 1

Why the hell would you run over a glass bottle?

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DuchessAngel37 0

#18 - I'm not trying to be anti-pollutant or pro-electric but... a large supply of electricity in the northeast is hydroelectric. I've got Niagara Falls and windmills up here.

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av232 0

wow that's just dumb luck. hopefully your cops are like my cops and totally understandable

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Guitarist45 0

ouch, double whammy

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causeless 0

Nothing a nice handjob wouldn't fix.

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DGross 8

Your not screaming "FIRST" is commendable, however, your dumbass remark means your in the negative in my book

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Gibby_fml 0

ydi for swerving unnessesarily. getting a flat tire will not cause you to swerve (unless you are a woman driver) lol

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alpha40 0

anon are you stupid

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