Dog Fail By FML Videos - 12/11/2018 18:30 - United States - New York Living that clumsy life! I agree, your life sucks 243 You deserved it 92 Share Tweet Share
Today, my wife hit a new level of clingy when she picked the lock on the bathroom door so she could sit with me while I shat. FML I agree, your life sucks 527 You deserved it 73
Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML I agree, your life sucks 16 296 You deserved it 2 147
Today, my boss told me that he is really getting scared of Covid-19. He's too cheap for tests. His solution? He'll work from home for 2 weeks while I meet with all employees 1-1. If I don’t get sick, he'll feel OK coming back. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 564 You deserved it 129
Today, it's not bad enough that I'm fighting stage 4 colorectal cancer, and that I'm 3 weeks out of colostomy surgery, during the night, it came unhooked from my body in my sleep. I woke up to the smell of shit, and I was covered in dried shit, glued to my sheets. It made it through 2 'waterproof' mattress protectors, to the expensive foam mattress. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 387 You deserved it 94
Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML I agree, your life sucks 45 615 You deserved it 6 636
Today, I was getting food at a buffet. Suddenly, my mom appeared and started screaming at a guy for pushing me. I wasn't pushed by anyone, I just tripped over nothing. The poor guy looked so confused and embarrassed, and my mom wouldn't let me defend him. FML I agree, your life sucks 784 You deserved it 101
Today, after two months of being broken up, and my ex still insisting she hadn't been cheating on me, I declared via text my intention to burn the rest of her stuff in the yard. This resulted in the guy she "hadn't been cheating on me with" kicking in my door. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 505 You deserved it 386
Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML I agree, your life sucks 56 199 You deserved it 4 357