Geek: Don't feed the trolls

Don't feed the trolls

By pathetic - 23/04/2012 22:06 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 174

You deserved it 56 458

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By I suck :( - 07/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Louisville

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

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You deserved it 62 964

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 236

You deserved it 58 343

By sanoria51 - 26/04/2013 23:58 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot girl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement. The look on his face after I proved that "her" pictures were fake broke my heart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 636

You deserved it 8 772

By TheHatedOne - 21/06/2009 07:26 - Qatar

Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 972

You deserved it 53 959

By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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You deserved it 2 728

By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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You deserved it 9 097

Thanks for nothing

By John-John - 06/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML

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You deserved it 447

By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

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You deserved it 3 259

Fishing

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was looking at my boyfriend's rarely-used Facebook page as he was next to me. Last time he was online over a year ago, he had something up that said, "Still looking for that perfect girl." I jokingly said he should update it. He responded, "Why? It's still true." FML

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You deserved it 350

Waiting room issues

By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 19:08 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, while in a hospital waiting room, a man started talking to me. After a few minutes, he asked me what I did for a living, and I said I'm a stay-at-home mom. He looked me up and down and said, "Huh. No life ambitions, huh?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 483

You deserved it 7 605

Killer_fel 15

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:27

Yeah! My I knew my comment was accurate!

HighGTurn 12

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:27

Karma biatch

Comments

Go_Away_141998 4

Saturday 28 April 2012 4:04

"MOM! I was trolling in a chat room, *sobs loudly*, and some random douchebag insulted me!" "Get a life, loser." "MOM!"

jadanoryse 11

Saturday 28 April 2012 11:46

ONE WORD THAT PROBALY SEEMS LIKE FIVE LMFAO

Cypherrr 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 17:16

Forever alone.

yumyumpoptart 16

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:39

am I the only one who thought of Howard from the big bang theory?!

rockman130 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 9:50

when trollers get trolled

DailyTrollSlayer 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 18:25

I'm the troll slayer. Watch your back muhahaha

G_of_teh_T 3

Monday 30 April 2012 4:10

your not a very good troll...

pengin 13

Tuesday 1 May 2012 3:42

GROW SOME DAMN BALLS!!!! JEEEEEEZ!! For one, considering you must know internet culture-- people intentionally try to make others' feel bad. And, even if what they said is true, are you going to admit it? NO! Everyone seems to lie on the internet (I don't and research suggests people in general may be more truthful because of the anonymity etc etc) ANYWAY---- Don't let it get you down!!! AND if what they're saying is true and makes you sad-- GET OFF YOUR ASS AND CHANGE SOMETHING!!!! You may not be able to get a bigger dick, but really, that's not important. I'm a girl and I think most girls would much rather have a nice, hardworking and upbeat guy rather than a loser who happens to be well-endowed. Just don't wallow in this self-pity bullshit, it really gets you nowhere.

girlgoneabnormal 3

Monday 7 May 2012 9:52

It's so wonderful to know that women like pengin have the authority to speak for all of us... **** everyone's life. God, if my mother had a basement I could ********** in all day, I'd never have moved out either. Keep up the good work, you are the ******* future. We are the future. Pornography is the new intimacy and fantasy is the new reality. If you squint, you can't even tell the ******* difference. Anyways, one who calls himself pathetic, I am also a girl and I am going to **** my self while thinking of your pathetic life, right ******* now. This is great. I think I'm in love with you. Don't cry. No, keep crying, it turns me on.