School, Teachers and Work: Don't interrupt me - FML

Don't interrupt me

By Bad Teacher - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - West End

Today, I got sent to the head teacher's office for doing "stupid hand gestures and disrupting the class". Yesterday my teacher had told the class to do the same hand gesture to ask for permission to go to the toilet so it wouldn't interrupt her talking. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 1 August 2014 17:56

Well there's her problem: she made up a hand gesture for peeing. Next time do the universal potty dance while saying "I gotta peeee..." Everyone knows that one.

Puffytruffles 18

Friday 1 August 2014 17:57

I think it's time to hand gesture the finger to her.

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Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Thursday 29 November 2018 11:04

Pretty much sums up our education system these days. A bunch of dickheads in charge of teaching us and preparing us for life 🤦🏽‍♀️

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