Don't interrupt me
By Bad Teacher - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - West End
By Bad Teacher - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - West End
That seems like a pretty minor offense to be sent to the head teacher for.
In my experience this only happens to people who are constant disturbances and the teacher is finally fed up and snaps over something tiny. Then again this teacher could just be a dick to everyone.
I love it when teachers tell you to do something and then criticize you for doing that.
Maybe next time just blurt out "I gotta potty" like a normal adult
Next time just take a piss on her
Did you at least get to go the bathroom first? Getting bitched out is one thing, but to get bitched out with a full bladder or while prairie dogging us just adding insult to injury.
Next time just leave and say I didn't want to interrupt you.
Maybe you were too vague. Piss on her next time. c: She'll get the hint and the added bonus of ownership. If you pee on it, it's yours, after all!
I try that with all the girls, but they seem to take offense for some reason; especially when I sniff them to see if another male has already marked them.
Dead or alive? I've become quite adept at running down and catching rabbits. Would that work?
Hmmm I wonder if your teacher is losing it. I would tell someone.
Australia. I believe it's winter there now.
OP's from Australia.
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Well there's her problem: she made up a hand gesture for peeing. Next time do the universal potty dance while saying "I gotta peeee..." Everyone knows that one.
I think it's time to hand gesture the finger to her.