Don't mind me

By Sam - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, "Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 308
You deserved it 3 819

Top comments

Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.

THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS

Comments

marshm610 18

Everyone keeps whining about "how'd this get through moderation?"...its an April Fools Day thing

YOU DON'T NEED TO WRITE IN CAPS LOCK TO SHOW THAT YOU'RE ANGRY.

Ohhhhhhh these are APRIL Fool's jokes... I hope.

Terrible April Fools jokes today. The grammar and capitalization hurts.

nitrog100 21

I'm not a fan of this April Fool's Day joke. It's making everything unreadable.

SteveC0da 8

How did this fml get accepted? It's written in all caps and has horrible grammar

They probably left you behind l because you're always shouting...