Don't mind me

By Sam - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, "Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML
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Welshite 39

Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.

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Zelphoric 25

THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS

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Comments

Ducklord21 14

How did this get published without being flagged for the overly prominent all caps yelling

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gintwinsmoore 20

I hate cliques.

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EclipseCandy6 24

Maybe he was getting ready at the rate of a woman so they left with the idea that he would catch up and not cry

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Medhi_fml 18

How come this FML got published ? April fools perhaps ?

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miss_amphetamine 24

Maybe they legitimately wondered if you were coming, didn't see you, and so they left. I don't see how this means they don't like you or anything like that...

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samurai1833 16

Buy a round sometime maybe you'll get invited

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NormaBates 10

You should have said "Yes". If you heard it, it means you were close enough to talk and give them an answer.

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