Don't mind me

By Sam - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, "Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML
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Welshite 39

Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.

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Zelphoric 25

THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS

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Comments

Welshite 39

Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.

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Gillett 23

You suck, i was about to reference that.

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Dlzq 22

It's April Fools by FML Team. They edit all the confirmed FML's into some weird shit like this. The real FML isn't like that.

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oreoeater 21

I just thought it was an FML they usually wouldn't accept

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samchaps19 11

My name is also Sam and I hate when people make that joke

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Zelphoric 25

THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS

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Shadowvoid 33

This must be an April Fools joke from FML

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foxwasalamb 24

ooooh. i was wondering how it ever passed moderation. anyone else read it in their head as someone screaming at them?

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AlaskanChild 10

The moderators are participating in April fools day. At least, I pray they are.

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Purexinsanity 46

It's not only affecting moderation. If you look back you'll see they're making all the FMLs have multiple spelling errors.

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CAC_Boomerang 24

Take a look at FMLs before April Fools... The FMLs themselves are grammatically correct when they're submitted, then changed by the staff to look like FML rejects.

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ZelmaSlayer 30

It's hurting my brain, I think I'm getting off FML for the rest of the day.

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bleedingglitter 24

I just came here to comment that.

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Shadowvoid 33

I see we are on the same page here. I think a group made an FML and decided to moderate it to get it published

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kirasant 19

Yeah, they're being "funny" by making the whole site unreadable. I hate this holiday.

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ironik69 31

I'm a mod and nope, I had nothing to do with this. LOL. Although sadly, some do come in this way. Those get down voted.

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Sneado 20

MAYBE IF YOU'D STOP YELLING AT THEM THEY'D INVITE YOU

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Bradley_Dillon 39

At Least They Did Not Do This. Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word Is Annoying.

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Ichiya 29

hOw abOut caPitAlizinG RanDoM leTterS iN wORds?

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Retaheki 27

This thread, I can't take thr capitalization... -shoots self-

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kstizzle_504 8

I'm guessing these posts were purposely posted? April fools...?

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BigJoeZD 16

LLOL YEH ALAN LOOKS LIK SUM1 A'CCIDENTLY"" POSTED THEEZ EFMLS AS A JOKE. TOP LOLS ROTFLMAO xDD

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AllSoul 23

Hey Alan, I've just saw you're British and live in France, completely irrelevant and no one probably cares, but I'm also British and live in France.

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iambarrel 9

The text has been modified to make it seem like someone illiterate wrote them, you can look at older FMLs and see.

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FluffyPandas156 13

I'm Pretty sure you would be with them. if you caught up with them.

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Purexinsanity 46

Without an actual invitation, it could be kind of awkward. If they wanted OP to join them, they'd have extended their invitation to him.

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JazzHandsFML 28

THATS REALLY UNFORTUNATE MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE SCREAMING ALL THE TIME!

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TheGolfGTI 24

IM REALLY LIKING THE POSTS TODAY. YOUR FRIENDS SUCK OP.

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immaloser95 28

I have to ask...why was this FML published...?

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PegLegRacing 34

FML April foolsed up most of the posts, even old ones, with terrible grammar, spelling, and caps lock

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_guy_j 12

Plot twist! They were talking about a different Sam.

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