Poopoo peepee, Neighbours and Miscellaneous: Don't mind me - FML

Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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Vengeance is mine

By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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There goes the neighborhood…

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 11:00

Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

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By assassinmaster - 04/05/2017 04:00

Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML

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By cheddar - 20/07/2011 22:17 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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zingline89 18

Monday 16 April 2012 18:58

Would you prefer U Pee S?

mduffy08 8

Monday 16 April 2012 18:55

Did you have any mail?

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Kev1878Mc 4

Thursday 19 April 2012 17:32

You deserved it because the story wasn't along the lines of "Today, the police knocked on my door for punching my neighbour after he/she walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML"

vinuju 9

Thursday 19 April 2012 17:37

Welcome his day tomorrow with a bag full of dog s*** on his door mat.. :D :D

mentalkayse 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 8:37

In KY we have castle law. I would have shot the bastard and claimed I thought he had a weapon

ifeelcheated 0

Monday 23 April 2012 15:17

Win

ohmybobbert 16

Wednesday 23 May 2012 11:03

i'd definitely report him.

kumar1995 4

Wednesday 20 June 2012 21:56

don't piss on his, take a shit oh his mailbox lol

deadphoenix 0

Thursday 19 July 2012 17:14

Did he have a big c0ck?

Elfkid21 19

Wednesday 1 May 2013 10:50

actually you can get his ass in trouble for defacement of government property!

vixsin 22

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:52

Call the cops and bust his ass for indecent exposure. Maybe having to register as a sex offender will make him think twice.

WesleyW32 10

Sunday 19 January 2014 0:18

YDI for not beating the hell out of them. Or shooting them in the dick with a BB gun

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Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML

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