By assassinmaster - 04/05/2017 04:00

Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML
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ohsnapword 21

Call the police. File charges. Tampering with a mailbox is a federal offense.

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vandj8 9

The obvious solution is to take the package out, unwrap it, and squash it poop side down inside her mailbox.

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vandj8 9

The obvious solution is to take the package out, unwrap it, and squash it poop side down inside her mailbox.

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Exaspera 54

Should have tracked her to her house. The old bag-on-fire-on-the-front-step-filled-with-poop trick.

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YourDanny 1

You... I like you

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Glowworm56 26

I know a lot of mail is crap these days, but mail that actually is crap? That's a new one.

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ohsnapword 21

Call the police. File charges. Tampering with a mailbox is a federal offense.

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Twunt 14

Need to get your ass off of FML and clean out the shitbox.

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RichardPencil 30

When I see stories like this, I begin to think humanity peaked in the past and we are devolving into extinction. Are we not men? We are Devo.

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species4872 19

And why did you just stand/sit there watching and not do anything?

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Isa_fml 20

Maybe they saw her pick it up, assumed that was the end of it, and only checked the mailbox later...

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idk_rose 25

It's time to return the favor, OP.

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