Embarrassing, Cats and Animals: Don't stop me now

Funnily enough,Freddie Mercury's favorite pet was his own cat,he wrote a song called Delilah about it ! WIN, OP. I do NOT see why your life is ******,it is full of win! :D

katieebug 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 20:16

8, you just made my day lmao

sk8ergirl553 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 20:22

MLIA much?

LMAO_atLife 8

Sunday 29 August 2010 20:35

why was this worth publishing? I'm just sayin.

personthefries 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 20:44

lmao

twointheheart 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 21:13

That's cute.

rawrbrains 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 21:26

I do this with my dad.

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Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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Today, I resorted to trying to guilt trip my husband into getting his prostate checked. He asked for one good reason why he should, so I said because he has two kids who don’t want to see him get prostate cancer. His response, "Nope, not good enough, now leave me alone." FML

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Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

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Today, after I've been nauseous for a week straight, barely eating or sleeping, I was going to see my doctor. She then called in sick and I can't get an appointment for another week. FML

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Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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Today, I work 732 miles away from my wife and three children, and I rarely get to go home. After giving up many hours of family time to work on my last home visit, I returned to work only to have my boss accuse me of stealing time, dock me 50 hours, and "review" my employment for termination. FML

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Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML

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