Embarrassing, Cats and Animals: Don't stop me now

That comment has been left on every recent FML involving a cat. I don't know if it was you leaving it every time or not, but it's just as stupid here as it is on all of those ones.

Brookie_91 0

Monday 30 August 2010 0:06

haha no big deal. I do weird stuff like that daily. Plus Queen rocks. Hey you should try holding up your cat and singing the song from Lion King. lol

jdfml90 0

Monday 30 August 2010 0:58

Brilliant. We would be best friends.

lucyinthedarknes 0

Monday 30 August 2010 2:32

I ******* love your dad. and that song.

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