By adamwilcockson - 18/09/2014 04:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML
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Psychicgirl17 18

His skin feels like it's on fire. How is that the bright side? I'd rather be itchy from bug bites

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slingerslasher 24

At least there are no bugs biting you! Think positive!

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Psychicgirl17 18

His skin feels like it's on fire. How is that the bright side? I'd rather be itchy from bug bites

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slingerslasher 24

I was being sarcastic. I understand that the bug spray made OP get a rash

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shay_serendipity 29

#39, sarcasm pro tip: if you have to explain and point out your alleged sarcasm, you're doing something wrong. Just saying.

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slingerslasher 24

psh, I know what i'm doing. you people just don't know talent. NO TALENT! NO TALENT

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some_duck 11

he lives in australia. ...they have some weird animals... I hope op survives :P

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Shadowvoid 33

Check the label and make sure you didn't pick up BitchBegone

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letmehavemytea 21

I think your mom forgot to get IdiotBegone when she got knocked up with you.

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duke3012 8

haha #44 so funny. what Australian uses bug repellent and isn't a bitxh! nek minnit "mom! I need some lotion coz I'm a lil'bitch!" hahaha

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4funzies 13

I hope you feel better soon OP! Maybe next time you can get crafty and try out some essential oils as a repellant. Who knows, it may be worth it.

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senor_octubre 24

That sucks maybe try some of those clip ons? That way you don't have to apply anything to your skin.

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_parth 20

I hate it, I am allergic too and now I have red bumps on my hands and it's so red and itchy but use vitamin b6 and vitamin e lotion by "simple" it works like a magical wand.

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llamarrama01 21

Put dryer sheets in your pocket. It helps repel bugs.

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MrDonSalvetti 27

I always ask myself, why the hell some people think OP deserve such horrible things? Are they those people who stand there and laugh at you, when you get robbed and yell: "HA! You deserved that!"? It sounds terrible but I saw that ones...

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firefox9778 20

Some people like to be internet trolls, don't take it to the heart ;)

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fairydust7 9

Those are people that accidentally hit the wrong button. No one can be that heartless.

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cryssycakesx3 22

there's always this person in the comments anymore. why does it matter how people vote? who cares?

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MrDonSalvetti 27

#34 Why some peolpe care? I don't know, maybe because FML give you that option and there is also the "Best of" with a Top or Flop list. So it matters for the app itself!

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