Sex and Intimacy: Double standard - FML

Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Spicy

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 9 634

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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You deserved it 14 588

By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

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You deserved it 49 348

Close but no BJ

By nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

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You deserved it 12 201

What a wuss

By Anonymous - 30/03/2021 08:01

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML

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You deserved it 329

By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

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You deserved it 9 713

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Spicy

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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You deserved it 4 681

Poor perfomance

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 04:00

Spicy

Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML

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You deserved it 633

So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 164

You deserved it 7 104

By Anonymous - 13/10/2015 07:35 - United States - Davis

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML

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Top comments

LizetteBerenice 22

Sunday 13 July 2014 18:46

Asshole

Wizardo 33

Sunday 13 July 2014 18:47

The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...

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sirdano 3

Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:13

Going down is great to get their juices all flowing so my big c#!/ will slide right in there. makes sex a whole lot easier

neotholic 11

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:30

Just saying he's a pussy, only a true man (someone like me) will treat his lady well and go down on her, only boys act like that :p

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Thursday 24 July 2014 2:13

oh shut the **** up, usually someone who brags about being a "real man" isn't much of a man nor boy to begin with lol

SiKH_WiT_iT 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:37

Shit I don't mind going down

danadelbosque 11

Wednesday 16 July 2014 17:49

You shouldn't feel forced to let your boyfriend go down on you. If you don't enjoy giving or receiving oral sex then he shouldn't pressure you to do so.

diabloein 2

Wednesday 16 July 2014 19:50

what an ass. equal exchange.

diabloein 2

Wednesday 16 July 2014 19:52

what an ass. equal exchange

emuhlaaay 3

Thursday 17 July 2014 2:48

Break up with him! That's bullshit!!!!

HanBroman 20

Thursday 17 July 2014 3:55

#248 I know but I love making him happy and he loves it so damn much

bloodraver 1

Thursday 17 July 2014 6:30

my gf does this to me...

Trevor_Vidal 6

Thursday 17 July 2014 18:26

His loss

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Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML

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Today, my husband decided to flash me while I was on a video call, so my clients announced they would only work with professionals, and ended the call. I was giving a virtual showing of a £1.2 million house they were thinking of buying. At 6% commission, my husband's junk just cost us £72,000. FML

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Today, I got way too used to using two oven mitts at once to take food out of the oven since I'm so clumsy. So, when I tried to take food out of the oven with the only one oven mitt I could find… Well, take a wild guess what happened. Go on, just try and guess it. FML

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Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

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Today, when my neighbor came over to ask about a serious rash her child had, she totally passed by me, the EMT/firefighter, to ask the hippy pastry chef what she thought of it, and if she had oils to "cure" it. So much for my job. FML

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Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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Today my college professor told me that I ask him too many questions. Apparently, my college tuition fee doesn't include learning. FML

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Today, as I was translating for a patient to get an MRI, the tech asked if I had metal in my body. In front of the patient, I had to disclose that my nipples were pierced, so I couldn’t accompany the patient bedside. FML

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