Sex and Intimacy: Double standard

Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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You deserved it 8 659

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Same thing different taste

Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 288

You deserved it 9 634

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 960

You deserved it 14 588

By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 423

You deserved it 49 348

Close but no BJ

By nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 675

You deserved it 12 201

What a wuss

By Anonymous - 30/03/2021 08:01

Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 589

You deserved it 329

By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 042

You deserved it 9 713

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 026

You deserved it 4 681

Poor perfomance

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 04:00

Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 056

You deserved it 633

So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 164

You deserved it 7 104

By Anonymous - 13/10/2015 07:35 - United States - Davis

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 966

You deserved it 6 173

LizetteBerenice 22

Sunday 13 July 2014 18:46

Asshole

Wizardo 33

Sunday 13 July 2014 18:47

The double standards in this post blows, seriously get a load of this dick...

Comments

sabine123_fml 5

Monday 14 July 2014 12:52

No eat no suck

graphicstyle7 17

Monday 14 July 2014 14:07

This is a serious deal breaker and shows he has a double standard for the relationship. DTMFA (look it up)

BigOrca 2

Monday 14 July 2014 15:39

I'll go down on you.

souchi64_fml 2

Monday 14 July 2014 16:01

ditch the asshole!

blackonblight 32

Monday 14 July 2014 16:12

I hope you repeated what he said in a mocking tone. What's good for gander is good for goose after all.

TheBurdenOfLife 9

Monday 14 July 2014 16:51

I bet he puts his Weiner in the vacuum cleaner.

TheBurdenOfLife 9

Monday 14 July 2014 16:55

Since he called it a *******, blow

faireanjell 5

Monday 14 July 2014 16:59

Then the answer to him is " no that's disgusting...

TheBurdenOfLife 9

Monday 14 July 2014 17:00

I honestly think oral sex is gross, whether on a guy or a girl. But if he expects you to do it, then he shouldn't have a problem doing that for you.

Acid_monkey 2

Monday 14 July 2014 17:43

I agree your life sucks....Literally.

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Today, I told my roommate that I was an atheist and she laughed. I left and returned to find her and her prayer group praying for my soul. She told me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I said no. Then she told me to find somewhere else to live. FML

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You deserved it 1 042

Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 27 489

You deserved it 4 495

Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML

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You deserved it 9 151

Today, my girlfriend of one year broke up with me because I started having PTSD induced night terrors. On my birthday as well. FML

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You deserved it 92

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I've been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 956

You deserved it 261

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 408

You deserved it 10 367

Today, I met someone who works in radio advertising. Making conversation, I described an ad that I can't stand. He wrote it. FML

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You deserved it 9 958

Double standard

Same thing different taste

Enticing

Close but no BJ

What a wuss

Poor perfomance

So generous

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