Drama abounds

By Anonymous - 02/04/2020 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML

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By jeezy - 23/02/2009 10:35 - Canada

Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 378

You deserved it 827

By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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Trading places

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend who trained me at the job we both work at received a promotion, which left a spot for advancement. I was chosen for the position, and now the guy she's been cheating on me with is training me. Congrats. FML

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You deserved it 128

Unexpected

By kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 12 794

Handled

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss who, two weeks ago, caused her to come to me crying because he was sexually harassing her at work. When I told her I'd intervene, she told me she'd handle it. I guess she certainly did. FML

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By hatemyjob - 15/12/2015 00:15 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, after working at the same place for 3 years, I found out that they are not only cutting my hours but now I have to take orders from some girl I trained because she was promoted over me. FML

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Rivalry

By todd - 01/02/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML

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You deserved it 146

By BrokenHearted - 04/07/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

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weeping_willow 25

Thursday 2 April 2020 5:36

Get out now. She sounds mad crazy dude. Can’t even SPEAK to another female? Jeez

mccuish 25

Thursday 2 April 2020 8:38

Red flag

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weeping_willow 25

Thursday 2 April 2020 5:36

Get out now. She sounds mad crazy dude. Can’t even SPEAK to another female? Jeez

123Puppy 33

Thursday 2 April 2020 5:53

She’s crazy...

Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 2 April 2020 8:13

and you tolerate this behavior why? if you haven't put a ring on it yet you're really not that interested in marrying her. stop wasting your time with jealous toxic bullshit

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 April 2020 8:21

Were your pants on? We all know what "training the new girl" is code for. ;)

mccuish 25

Thursday 2 April 2020 8:38

Red flag

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 2 April 2020 13:47

I completely agree with all the other comments that this could be a red flag. BUT we also must consider that OP could be someone who flirts, and THAT is what his GF had a problem with. We are hearing his side of the story. Sure, he was training her, but there is also the possibility that he was getting a little cozy. I dealt with this personally with an emotionally abusive ex who used to flirt in front of me ALL THE TIME and give me a BS “I’m just talking and making friends because I just moved here” line. Thankfully I grew some self esteem and eventually moved on to someone who actually respects me. TL;DR: 2 sides to every story. GF could be crazy, OP could be a sexuality-oozing flirt (giggity?), could be a bit of both. Take solace in knowing that we will never know.

julfunky 29

Friday 10 April 2020 15:51

We don’t need to “take solace” because we are in no way affected by this. And we don’t need to consider both sides to an anonymous story. Unless it sounds made up you take it at face value, not find a million other explanations.

limeychefboy 15

Thursday 2 April 2020 19:17

Just got out of an abusive toxic relationship myself, been there and can only advise you to leave her now. Right now before it gets worse, you could try explaining to her about how hard it will be to go thru life without interacting with females but i cant see her understanding that part...