Dream baby dream

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 22:28 - United Kingdom

Today, my father had a dream that he'd lost me forever, and the pain was so unbearable, it woke him up. Turns out, the pain he was experiencing was just his bowels and he really needed to take a shit. This is the most affection I've ever received from my father. FML
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DocBastard 38

I hear the pain of passing a kidney stone is equivalent to the pain of childbirth. Apparently the sensation of losing you is as satisfying as that of taking a really good dump.

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DocBastard 38

Please allow me to quote from muffpuncher's profile: "I love to piss people off it brings joy to my existence." If you so enjoy insulting 4 year old girls, I'm sure there's a playground or primary school near your home. But I'm sure you'll have a good cry knowing that you didn't piss me off. Begone.

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Swampeh 0

Well, maybe you dont entirely understand dreams. The unbearable pain he had in his bowels was set in his dream in the most unbearable thing that could possible happen. Same as when you are asleep and someone cracks up the heat in your room, and you start dreaming you are in a vulcano. See the link? So stop bitching, his subconcious tells him that the losing you would be unbearable for him.

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Xgabe_thekingX 0

lmaooooooooo get if u get rid of his laxatives or any vitamins that help with his bowels u may feel more loved

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frolick123 0

how do u know this? he told u afterward "i thought it was love but i really just had to crap"

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jroxursox1 10

You know I would rather be woken up by a dream. One time in my dream I remember walking to a toilet cuz I had to pee. Chances are if you go in your dream your sheets will need to be washed.

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TylerDirty 15

Holding in a shit when you have to go can get really painful 0.0

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killer092 7

that's actually nice. the pain was so horrible that his subconscious associated that pain with the fear and pain of losing you. seeeee he loves you :)

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