Transportation, Cars and Kids: Driving me mad

Driving me mad

By Username - 06/07/2010 22:21 - France

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML

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Are we nearly there?

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:24 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I'm travelling across the country with my family. My grandma thought it would be a good idea to take her shoes off. It's been 5 minutes and my eyes are watering from the stench. We still have over 200 miles left until we get home. FML

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By fmmlll - 18/10/2010 08:56 - United States

Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

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By Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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Biohazard on wheels

By longdrive - 25/07/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my sister and I drove 800 miles with her five-year-old, her two-year-old, and her two dogs. The two-year-old got carsick five times, adding an extra three hours to the trip. The kicker? My sister is sympathy spewer and neither of them chews food very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2016 03:35

Today, I flew 1800 km with my two small children to a remote northern village for work. Our bags were lost, leaving us without winter gear and only one change of clothes. Just to make things extra fun, we now all have uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea. FML

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U-turn

By jaimie - 19/03/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

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By Carolina R-h - 20/06/2019 04:45

Today, after driving 900 miles, the tongue on my trailer broke ten miles away from home. I was stuck on the side of the road for 3 hours. FML

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Pish yerself

By Carnage23 - 05/06/2016 12:38 - Germany - Herborn

Today, I was on a long road trip with my son. He had to pee, and told him he had to wait till I could stop the car. He started counting backwards from 10. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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Pissed

By pl. - 03/06/2021 21:59

Today, while on a road trip, I stopped at a gas station and told my kids to go to the restroom. My youngest daughter said, "I had to go earlier, but not anymore." FML

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worly 1

Wednesday 7 July 2010 3:08

Are we there yet?!

Mumbellosity711 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 3:56

ydi for going on a SEVEN HUNDRED MILE ROAD TRIP.

Comments

OhKayleeeXD 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:19

Kids are ******* retarded, I hate them. If I were you, I'd duck tape their mouths shut & throw them in the trunk.

CrazyCatCookin 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:41

You are a kid... and so am I

kawaiianime 5

Monday 26 September 2011 0:06

WTF is wrong with you?

ninjasaurous 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:25

10- take one down! Open the spout and drinkity drink till the beer runs out!!! 569 bottles of beer on the wall! 569 bottles of beerrrr....

cautioninc 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:30

Dude, that's one of the great things about being a dad! I love crappy family road trips :)

tpike1296 11

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:35

you forgot tue way back.... 1270 miles....ha!

DAN7IEL 2

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:37

yeaaahhh I feel ya!! two satanic sisters makes my car rides HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6 hours is almost impossible for me with them so I can understand the pain an suffering you gothrough!!!!!!

Kartor 6

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:43

Ydi for having 3 children. 0 is enough.

NorcalOunce 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:46

you also stopped to write this and submit it...

19mandi82 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 4:58

Easy fix, how about this: No food in car...when you stop to eat...MAKE them use the bathroom and don't leave until they do. Don't leave the house with any messy/noisy toys. And introduce all three to all the dumb car games, like I Spy, License plate bingo, etc. to keep them occupied...at least half the trip won't be a disaster on the way home. And remember, you want a peaceful, relaxing roadtrip...plan it kid-free....cause no plan is fail-proof.