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Drunken antics

By eddie818 - 10/06/2012 07:54 - Canada - Sidney

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 285
You deserved it 3 257

Same thing different taste

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Atleast you're being a good brother, and looking after her. Could've been Alot worse.

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Sounds like your morning has been quite eventful. At least you're not cleaning up vomit, yet. On another note she is being very resourceful with her bra.

If she's drunk, she should pass out pretty soon. Just put something there to take your place. BTW, you're an amazing brother.=]

don't worry, you're being a really good brother for staying with her

pour a bucket of cold water on her. it works every time

He's trying to calm her down, not make her freak out even more.

Well, she's already in the tub. Hand her a blanket and tell her to go to bed. If she gets sick, just turn on the shower. It'll clean right up.

reddudeover 2

(Reads profile) You're a poe aren't you?

Wheres the random drunk guy to look after your sister

tony1891 22

Lol Wow. using her bra as a lasso? I'd like to see how that works.

I've seen someone try to lasso their chihuahua with their thong. The sad part, he was a guy.

tony1891 22

Well at least you drove her home and stayed with her.... If my sister was asking me to stay with her I would have said get stuffed