No pain, no meds

By I don’t stink - 01/05/2020 20:00

Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML

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By UsedForSurgery - 28/10/2017 01:30

Today, after having surgery, I called my family to tell them I was out, safe, and on my way home. The first thing they asked was if they could "borrow" some of my pain meds. FML

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By nolips - 19/11/2009 15:53 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML

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By eddie818 - 10/06/2012 07:54 - Canada - Sidney

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

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By digressions - 29/12/2011 19:01 - Canada

Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML

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By strandedguest - 30/09/2010 06:51 - United States

Today, while my friend and I signed the guest-book at a wedding, the drunk guy at our table stole my friend's painkillers and car keys before getting into a cab. Didn't need the painkillers, definitely needed the keys. FML

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By khaelian - 10/11/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML

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By thanksmom - 02/06/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

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Protest song

By Anonymous - 16/04/2024 18:00 - United States - Lockport

Today, I picked my sister up from the hospital. Apparently, she got into it with some guy who “didn’t look disabled” for parking in a handicapped spot and laid under his tires to stop him from leaving. He didn’t realize and ran her over. Now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about it. FML

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Admission time

By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

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Cheryl Brown 4

Friday 1 May 2020 20:06

I’d be making a call to the authorities

Mellowyellow15 10

Saturday 2 May 2020 5:35

Sucks to be you. Call the police on her ass.

Comments

Cheryl Brown 4

Friday 1 May 2020 20:06

I’d be making a call to the authorities

RichardPencil 30

Friday 1 May 2020 20:27

Suck it up! You don't want to become another opioid statistic. And wasn't it stupid of you to send your drunkard sister to pick your narcotics?

kfchicken 31

Sunday 3 May 2020 13:47

I agree with the latter but come on man, op should get pain meds after a car accident.

ViviMage 38

Monday 4 May 2020 19:06

Depends on when the sister got drunk.

Robert Cruikshank 7

Friday 1 May 2020 21:46

I’m putting this one on you. You should have known your sister would do such a thing.

Mellowyellow15 10

Saturday 2 May 2020 5:35

Sucks to be you. Call the police on her ass.

Ivy Driscoll 3

Saturday 2 May 2020 15:43

File a police report immediately

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 4 May 2020 0:19

Sounds like you know she is unreliable. Should have asked someone else.

Matthew Irmen 11

Monday 4 May 2020 1:45

Hmmm... a sister with a dirtbag boyfriend? Bravo!

ViviMage 38

Monday 4 May 2020 19:06

Well, the narcotics or controlled substances my local pharmacy won't give without your driver's license. So go back with your license. They couldn't have given out the narcotics at least! If they charge you make sure the sister pays for the replacement pills.