Dude, gross!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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Got piss?
I do!
nofearjenshere
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I'm really trying hard to resist making a Justin Bieber related comment on your picture..^ *twitch*
Potty train him
wildsweetchild
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I thought of the same thing. :)
Michael_92
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That's just flipping sick!!!
No wonder us guys are being called pigs or slobs... I feel sorry for the most men at the moment :/
perdix
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So, when you two have sex, does his semen have a watery consistency?
Are you stupid?
failgamer
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What the fudge?
Rule 1, don't diss perdix, enonymous, or doc ^^
83 Learn to take a joke, quit being so pissy about it.
90 Is right. Dissing Perdix will put you in a mental institution, after he's finished with you. Doc will make you want to chop your fingers off for daring to mess with his intelligence, and Enon, oh Enon. You don't even wanna know what that guy can do with just a little bit of peanut butter.
perdix
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The OP did say "everything other than the toilet."
The mental image is horrifying.
perdix
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#103, Trust me, no one is more horrified by the mental image than I am. When one of these images pop into my head, I feel I have to share it to distribute the horror -- I shouldn't have to keep it all to myself.
Perdix, I've come to expect no less from you.
Be careful what you drink out of...
Notice how it was never really stated how she found out... Did she catch him in the act ? Or did poor OP only want to freshen up with some Hawaiian punch ?
Marcella1016
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Yeah I can imagine OP going to take a swig out of a clear lemonade or iced tea bottle (depending on the color of his pee) and being in for a pretty gross surprise. He needs to use the toilet or GTFO. What is he too lazy to get up and walk to the bathroom?
Influenced by Bear Grylls
bertman21
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Bear grylls did it in a survival situation. Although disgusting it was necessary. Ops boyfriend does it probably because he thinks it's funny.
I hope the punch jugs did not contain punch at the time.
I think he's been watching too much Bear Grylls.
Toilet's too far away. Better drink my own piss.
ajespinal
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Lol I watch that 2 it's really interesting
Kenatia
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That is very weird. I think you two should have a talk.
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He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!
Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.